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Grumpy Goose café, Coulsdon CR5 2ND: opening hours and food hygiene rating and phone
Grumpy Goose is a café at 136 Brighton Road, Coulsdon CR5 2ND, a short walk from Coulsdon Town station. It is listed as open Mo-Sa 08:00-16:00. It holds a Food Hygiene Rating of 5.
Homes within 800 m of Grumpy Goose sold for a median of £405,000 since 2019 (375 sales), 19% below the CR5 median.
Details from OpenStreetMap and the Food Standards Agency. Is this your business? Claim this listing.
- At a glance
- Open now; today: 08:00–16:00.
- Food Hygiene Rating 5, inspected 22 Aug 2024.
- Coulsdon Town station is 280 m away; nearest bus stop Coulsdon Town Station, 40 m.
- 8 other places within 300 m, including Lorimers, Bond & Sherwill and Scope.
Café, 136 Brighton Road
Grumpy Goose
Café
136 Brighton Road
Grumpy Goose, Coulsdon: opening hours, address and contact
Opening hours
| Monday | 08:00–16:00 |
| Tuesday | 08:00–16:00 |
| Wednesday | 08:00–16:00 |
| Thursday | 08:00–16:00 |
| Friday | 08:00–16:00 |
| Saturday | 08:00–16:00 |
| Sunday | Closed |
Listed hours as Mo-Sa 08:00-16:00. Bank holiday hours may differ. Not verified by the business.
- Address
- 136 Brighton Road, CR5 2ND
- Phone
- +44 20 8660 2259
- Website
- facebook.com/grumpygoosecoulsdon
- Type
- Café
- Cuisine
- coffee
- Outdoor seating
- No
- Food hygiene rating
- 5 · Very good
- Last inspected
- 22 Aug 2024
- Postcode area
- CR5 2NH (Croydon)
About Grumpy Goose, Coulsdon
Grumpy Goose is a café at 136 Brighton Road, Coulsdon (CR5 2ND). It is within 280 m of Coulsdon Town station and 640 m of Coulsdon South, and the nearest bus stop is Coulsdon Town Station, 40 m away. The Food Standards Agency records a hygiene rating of 5 from an inspection on 22 Aug 2024.
Grumpy Goose is listed as open Mo-Sa 08:00-16:00. We take hours from OpenStreetMap, so check with the business before you travel.
Within 300 m there are 8 other places we have mapped, including Lorimers, Bond & Sherwill, Scope and Caffè Nero. See everything nearby on the amenities hub.
Photos near Grumpy Goose, Coulsdon
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What else is within 300 m of Grumpy Goose, Coulsdon
Other places we have mapped around Grumpy Goose, nearest first.
Bond & Sherwill
Estate agent
10 m
Scope
Charity shop
20 m
Caffè Nero
Café
20 m
Streeter Marshall
Solicitor
20 m
Coughlans Bakery
Bakery
20 m
Streets Ahead
Estate agent
30 m
Card Factory
Gift
30 m
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What homes near Grumpy Goose cost
Sold prices since 2019 within 800 m, from HM Land Registry.
£405,000 median across 375 sales, 19% below the CR5 median of £500,000.
| Nearby road | Distance | Median sold | Sales |
|---|---|---|---|
| Edward Road | 130 m | £374,000 | 28 |
| The Avenue | 150 m | £695,000 | 9 |
| Station Approach Road | 180 m | £186,000 | 6 |
| Brighton Road, Coulsdon | 180 m | £450,000 | 6 |
| Station Approach | 180 m | £431,250 | 6 |
| Leaden Hill | 190 m | £345,000 | 56 |
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How Grumpy Goose compares with other places in Coulsdon
Grumpy Goose set against the 49 café places and 1459 mapped places in our CR5 data.
| Measure | Grumpy Goose | How that compares |
|---|---|---|
| Distance to the nearest station | 280 m to Coulsdon Town | 19th of 49 café places by closeness to a station |
| Other places within 300 m | 147 | 4th of 1459 mapped places for density, compared with the average of 32 within 300 m |
| Food hygiene rating | 5 out of 5 | compared with the average of 4.6 across 27 café places with a rating |
7 other café places sit within 400 m, so there is choice nearby. It ranks 4th of 1459 for density, a busier part of the area than most, with more neighbours within 300 m than the average of 32.
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Living near Grumpy Goose: CR5 2NH in Coulsdon
Context for the CR5 2NH postcode, the closest unit postcode to Grumpy Goose.
- There are too few recent house sales in CR5 2NH for a reliable median, so see the CR5 2NH postcode page for the sales that do exist.
- Police recorded 128 crimes in the latest month in the 400 m cell around CR5 2NH; the most common type was violent crime (38).
- Nearest schools: Smitham Primary School (400 m), St Aidan's Catholic Primary School (590 m) and Woodcote Primary School (1.0 km).
- Modelled annual nitrogen dioxide at CR5 2NH is 10.8 µg/m³ and fine particles (PM2.5) 7.3 µg/m³.
- Band D council tax in Croydon is £2,600 for 2026 to 2027, against an England average of £2,392.
Grumpy Goose is part of Coulsdon: read the Coulsdon area guide for house prices, schools and transport across the whole neighbourhood. You can also browse every street in CR5 or every CR5 postcode, or compare roads on the street rankings.
Getting to Grumpy Goose: stations, buses and parking
Public transport and charge points around Grumpy Goose, Coulsdon.
Stations
Coulsdon Town station
4 min walk
280 m
Coulsdon South station
10 min walk
640 m
Bus stops
Coulsdon Town Station
Routes 166, 405, 434, 463, 60, 633, N68
40 m
Chipstead Valley Road / Brighton Road
Routes 166, 434
90 m
Coulsdon Library
Routes 404, 405, 463, 60, 633, N68
110 m
The Avenue
Routes 463, 633
180 m
Coulsdon Town Station
Routes 166, 404, 405, 434, 463, 60, 633, N68
180 m
The nearest public charge point is BP Pulse, 150 m away, then parkable at 190 m. From CR5 2NH, journey times on a weekday morning include Victoria in about 39 minutes and Blackfriars in about 36 minutes (Transport for London journey planner). Check live timetables before you travel, because routes change.
Other café places near Grumpy Goose
The closest café places in the CR5 data, nearest first. Each has its own page.
Caffè Nero
132 Brighton Road
20 m
Urban Fuse
147B Brighton Road
70 m
Cafe Oasis
162 Brighton Road
100 m
Nonna Rosa's Deli Cafe
108A-108B Brighton Road · hygiene 3
150 m
DD's Cafe
43 Chipstead Valley Road · hygiene 4
190 m
Cafe Time
109 Brighton Road
210 m
Bella Art
208-210 Brighton Road
230 m
Jaconelli's Espresso Bar
Brighton Road
620 m
Grumpy Goose, Coulsdon: questions people ask
Where is Grumpy Goose?
Grumpy Goose is at 136 Brighton Road, CR5 2ND, about 280 m from Coulsdon Town station.
What are the opening hours of Grumpy Goose?
Grumpy Goose is listed as open Mo-Sa 08:00-16:00. Hours come from OpenStreetMap and may differ on bank holidays.
What is the food hygiene rating of Grumpy Goose?
The Food Standards Agency lists a rating of 5 out of 5.
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