Polly's Cafe
Café
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Absolutely Balloony party, Woodcote CR8 4DG
Absolutely Balloony is a party at 1 The Parade, Woodcote CR8 4DG, a short walk from Reedham station.
Homes within 800 m of Absolutely Balloony sold for a median of £430,000 since 2019 (446 sales), 5% below the CR8 median.
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- At a glance
- Opening hours are not listed yet.
- Reedham station is 60 m away; nearest bus stop Reedham Station, 20 m.
- 8 other places within 300 m, including Polly's Cafe, 3 Style and Lizzy's Designer Sample Clothing.
Party, 1 The Parade
Absolutely Balloony
Party
1 The Parade
Absolutely Balloony, Woodcote: address and contact
- Address
- 1 The Parade, CR8 4DG
- Type
- Party
- Postcode area
- CR8 4FH (Croydon)
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About Absolutely Balloony, Woodcote
Absolutely Balloony is a party at 1 The Parade, Woodcote (CR8 4DG). It is within 60 m of Reedham station and 1.0 km of Purley, and the nearest bus stop is Reedham Station, 20 m away.
We do not hold opening hours for Absolutely Balloony.
Within 300 m there are 8 other places we have mapped, including Polly's Cafe, 3 Style, Lizzy's Designer Sample Clothing and Choi's. See everything nearby on the amenities hub.
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What else is within 300 m of Absolutely Balloony, Woodcote
Other places we have mapped around Absolutely Balloony, nearest first.
3 Style
Hairdresser
10 m
Lizzy's Designer Sample Clothing
Clothes
10 m
Choi's
Takeaway
10 m
Natsamon
Massage
20 m
Cocoa Jones
Chocolate
20 m
Eyelove Beauty
Beauty
30 m
Wael Barbers
Hairdresser
40 m
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What homes near Absolutely Balloony cost
Sold prices since 2019 within 800 m, from HM Land Registry.
£430,000 median across 446 sales, 5% below the CR8 median of £455,000.
| Nearby road | Distance | Median sold | Sales |
|---|---|---|---|
| Brighton Road, Woodcote | 90 m | £395,000 | 36 |
| Musgrove Close | 110 m | £200,000 | 3 |
| Aveling Close | 130 m | £375,000 | 14 |
| Hartley Down | 200 m | £600,000 | 33 |
| Old Lodge Lane, Purley | 210 m | £555,750 | 20 |
| Watney Close | 220 m | £116,000 | 8 |
Open a road for every home, sale and energy rating.
How Absolutely Balloony compares with other places in Woodcote
Absolutely Balloony set against the 1 party place and 1459 mapped places in our CR8 data.
| Measure | Absolutely Balloony | How that compares |
|---|---|---|
| Distance to the nearest station | 60 m to Reedham | Only one of its type in our data |
| Other places within 300 m | 29 | 502nd of 1459 mapped places for density, compared with the average of 32 within 300 m |
No other party places are within 400 m, which makes Absolutely Balloony the closest of its kind for people in this part of Woodcote. It ranks 502nd of 1459 for density, a quieter spot than most, with fewer neighbours within 300 m than the average of 32.
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Living near Absolutely Balloony: CR8 4FH in Woodcote
Context for the CR8 4FH postcode, the closest unit postcode to Absolutely Balloony.
- There are too few recent house sales in CR8 4FH for a reliable median, so see the CR8 4FH postcode page for the sales that do exist.
- Police recorded 193 crimes in the latest month in the 400 m cell around CR8 4FH; the most common type was violent crime (54).
- Nearest schools: Beaumont Primary School (330 m), Woodcote Primary School (1.0 km) and Woodcote High School (1.1 km).
- Modelled annual nitrogen dioxide at CR8 4FH is 11.2 µg/m³ and fine particles (PM2.5) 7.4 µg/m³.
- Band D council tax in Croydon is £2,600 for 2026 to 2027, against an England average of £2,392.
Absolutely Balloony is part of Woodcote: read the Woodcote area guide for house prices, schools and transport across the whole neighbourhood. You can also browse every street in CR8 or every CR8 postcode, or compare roads on the street rankings.
Getting to Absolutely Balloony: stations, buses and parking
Public transport and charge points around Absolutely Balloony, Woodcote.
Stations
Reedham station
1 min walk
60 m
Purley station
17 min walk
1.0 km
Bus stops
Reedham Station
Routes 312
20 m
Brighton Road / Old Lodge Lane
Routes 166, 405, 466, 60, N68
90 m
Brighton Road / Old Lodge Lane
Routes 166, 312, 405, 466, 60, N68
140 m
Musgrove Close
Routes 166, 405, 466, 60, N68
170 m
Beaumont Primary School
Routes 312
250 m
The nearest public charge point is Public charge point, 250 m away, then Public charge point at 1.3 km. From CR8 4FH, journey times on a weekday morning include Victoria in about 46 minutes and Blackfriars in about 49 minutes (Transport for London journey planner). Check live timetables before you travel, because routes change.
Absolutely Balloony, Woodcote: questions people ask
Where is Absolutely Balloony?
Absolutely Balloony is at 1 The Parade, CR8 4DG, about 60 m from Reedham station.
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